Friday, July 08, 2005
From The 'Dude, WTF?' Files...
450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey
What can I say? Yes, I really feel for the families who lost their sheep, but there's that twisted side of me that can't help but ROFLMAO. 'It's raining sheep, hallelujah it's raining sheep...'
Instead of 'The Sh@t hitting the fan', it's now 'The Sheep hitting the land'.
This reminds me of Weird Al Yankovich's classic movie, UHF, when Raul is in high-rise apartment building filming his TV Show... 'Raul's Animal Kingdom', and he says "For those of you just joining us, today we're teaching poodles how to fly." He then proceeds to throw poodles out the window one at a time. The camera pans out and you see a pile of poodles at the bottom of the building. Priceless....
His next episode followed with, "Not many people know this, but the turtle is nature's suction cup. [licks the bottom of a turtle, throws it towards the ceiling]
Yes, I can hear eternal damnation calling my name.
Now say this three times with a straight face... "Those poor poor sheep".
C'mon, lighten up. It's Friday!
posted by El Capitan at 2:30 PM