Monday, July 18, 2005
World Series of Poker Winner... An Aussie?
With the US to AUS conversion rate, he's Freak'n Bill Gates!
Yes I am a red, white and blue blooded American.... and yes, my love for the Aussies is strong, but WTF, an Australian won the World Series of Poker for 2005?
How could that be? Aussies have never been good at poker. Trust me, I've played enough of them out in Brisbane to know. This settles it... I'm going to enter the World Series of Poker Tournament next year and take back the title for the U.S.
The Australians need to stick to their blonde bombshell women, pristine beaches and cities, great singers, Gladiator movies and Kangaroo steaks, and leave the greedy capitalistic gambling to us Yanks!
See you all next year... I'm off to reclaim the title in Vegas Baby! Of course there's always the $10,000 entry fee to play in the WSOP. I wonder if the Air Force would sponsor me?
posted by El Capitan at 5:02 PM
you are retarted12:51 PM
ud have to be retarded to honestly belive that you can win the WSOP theres gona be like 10,000 people next year its a feat to just get in the money11:59 PM