Monday, August 01, 2005
Time To Run A Little Harder
George W. is taking the ideal of 'lead by example' to new heights. Apparently he's in the top 1% of healthy men in his age category of 59 years.
Damn, and here I was just cruising along and feeling about average on my health-o-meter. I guess it's time to turn it up a bit. I refuse to be less healthy then my boss. This is just not right. Presidents are supposed to be old, raggedy, tired and grey. G-Dub is either a robot (which would support the moonbat conspiracy theories), or he's just a maniac maniac for sure; and he's dancing like he's never danced before.
Better yet, it must be Karl Rove's fault. Damn you Turd Blossom!
I'd better go tell my team of assistants, nutritionists, and trainers to clean up the gym a bit because I'm heading down to.... Pump me up. (Damn I wish I had a better Terminator accent)
posted by El Capitan at 9:10 AM
Good luck! Think you can top him?6:11 PM
Not a chance in hell, but I'll at least try.7:18 PM