Wednesday, September 21, 2005
George W. Bush Hates Martians
Both him and Haliburton are obviously conspiring to destroy the Martian environment. At least that's what the folks at the Democratic Underground will start saying once they read this press release.
Scientists Warn of Climate Changes On Mars!
Must of been those two SUV rovers they sent over a couple of years ago.
I had my suspicions about G Dub being 'Martian-phobic'. I guess now is the wrong time to come out of the cosmic closet... not that anything is wrong with being 'Martian.'
posted by El Capitan at 1:17 PM