Wednesday, February 08, 2006
You know you're becoming a 'Spinster' when....
... a Chicken gets more action than you have had in years.
'Woman Does 'Mouth-To-Beak' to Save Chicken'
"Sometimes a chicken does have lips, just sometimes not her own. Marian Morris saved her brother's exotic chicken, Boo Boo, by administering "mouth-to-beak" resuscitation on the fowl after it was found floating face down in the family's pond."What are the odds that Marian Morris is some hot super model? Seriously... if Boo Boo has smacked more lips than you have over the last year, it's time to suck it up and start online dating or something. Hell, there's always a single woman at an AA meeting. You can even head down to the local library. You know what they say about those librarians.
Whatever it takes. C'mon... you're better than Boo Boo, smarter than Boo Boo, and you have opposable thumbs for Pete's sake! Get out there.
posted by El Capitan at 10:17 AM
3 Comments:
Cool said...
That´s what I caal a lucky chicken, that boo boo... hehehehehe
10:38 AM Mauser*Girl said...
I'm just rolling my eyes at that one. Where I come from, a chicken's for eating. If it's already dead because it fell in the pond, well, that just saves you the bother of killing it.
6:30 PM Melinda said...
Won't be long and we'll probably be reading about some retired nurse in the south who has the first confirmed case of bird flu in the US and WHY??? B/c her dumb arse gave mouth-to-beak resuscitation to some yard bird. ICK!!!
1:14 PM