Tuesday, April 04, 2006
The Straw That Broke The Camel's Back
I just bought a new car over the weekend. Beautiful vehicle, all the gadgets and gizmos I could hope for, and it runs like a charm. This thing was perfect.... until yesterday. On my 3rd day of owning this baby, some piece of SH#T slammed their car door into my new car. Now there's a nice dent on the passenger side rear door.
So now I'm on a hunt for the inbred douche bag, and I will not rest until justice has been served, or the dent is fixed.
No more Mr. Nice El Capitan. The Dark Side is flowing strong in this one.
posted by El Capitan at 10:29 AM
7 Comments:
Melinda said...
That completely BLOWS!! I HATE when people prick with my auto, especially when I'm not there to break foot off in their arses when they do it!
Hope you find 'em & if you need a look out, a getaway driver, or a posse member...you know how I roll. LOLO
said...
Somehow it never fails! Park in the middle of an empty hundred acre field in a new car & it's guaran-dang-teed that someone will put a dent in it.
BTW, got everything unpacked & placed? (Runnin' away as fast as my little legs will take me)
Only $19.95 said...
AWWWW MAN! Dude. Such a buzz-kill. I'm so sorry, Sir.
10:44 PM said...
Dude, I know how you feel. I had my new BMW not seven hours and just parked in the middle of nowhere at the grocery store, when this "female dog" pulled up beside me in her Hummer. She flung her door open, putting a nice dint in my car as I was sitting in it. She tried walking off, but I gave her a piece of my mind. I told her I wanted her insurance and such and she flipped me the finger and walked off. Well I got her back. (Screeetch) Hehe (revenge is sweet).
Pothus
said...
Bloody Hell!!!! If you need help when you find the culprit, let me know. Some people...
Tumbleweed
said...
Once Zed gets here......
Tumbleweed
Allison said...
That reall sucks, bro. I saw that movie...don't do it! ;)
3:51 PM