Monday, June 26, 2006
Another Sign of the Apocalypse - Rampaging Transvestite Gangs
Where's Sam Kinison when you need him? Can you imagine being robbed by a gang of thugs wearing pumps and singing show tunes?
The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.
They first hit Vegas March 31 while Ogle was working. "They come in groups of three or four. One tries to distract you while the others get the stuff and run out the door. It's very simple," Ogle said.
Next door at Winky's, Bonga heard people screaming inside Vegas, then saw a blur of cheap wigs and masculine legs in designer shoes streak past her door.
"All of a sudden our UPS guy dove out of the store and tried to tackle them and there's little Eric from next door on the sidewalk with a bunch of stuff he managed to grab from one of the guys," Bonga said. "The other two guys took off down the street and jumped into a car driven by a real girl."
Can't you smell the irony mixed with cheap perfume and old spice?
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posted by El Capitan at 4:47 PM