Saturday, August 19, 2006
Here's To You... Now Kiss My Ass!
...To the test writers at the USAF Squadron Officer School.... After all, when you surpass your all time test failure rate by over 150% yet you don't think that maybe you screwed up and wrote a terrible test. (I passed, but a record number of folks didn't because the test was total BS)
...To Dave at Garfield Ridge who made us think he ended his blog.
...To the Chamberlain-esq morons in this world who still think that 'cease fires' with blood thirsty terrorist organizations lead to peace.
...To Iranian President Ahmadinejad who will soon personally oversee the destruction of his country and most of the middle east because of his insistance on obtainging a nuclear weapon.
...To non-military people who try to compare the Muslim-instigated civil war in Iraq with the Maoist revolution in Vietnam.
...To the City of Montgomery Alabama for killing their economy with this stupid 10% sales tax on everything.
...To Fascists, Fans of Fascism (Ms. Sheehan), and religious leaders that ignore Fascist take-overs of their religion.
...To the language expert here at Maxwell AFB who failed to laugh when an audience member answered a question about Arab languages with, 'Dirka Dirka, Mohammad Jihad.'
...To the guys at the opening night of 'Snakes on the Plan' dressed up as an airplane and a snake.
and finally... To the 'Bravo' network for trying to show an edited, safe for kids version of 'Pulp Fiction.'
posted by El Capitan at 2:35 AM
8 Comments:
Only $19.95 said...
I could ad someone else on that list but I promised to play nice. ;P
3:13 PM Southern (in)Sanity said...
Gee, El Capitan, how do you REALLY feel???????
:)
airforcewife said...
are you sure you got it all out?
8:56 PM Rachelle Jones said...
shutting door and quietly tiptoeing out.......
12:56 AM Melinda said...
Now that's what I call a LIST.
I'll let you know tomorrow if I need to add the law professor who is giving me my very first final...he's a nice guy, but if his test blows then he can sit & spin a bit perhaps?
said...
Ooooooh! May I add some names, pretty please?!?
10:24 PM El Capitan said...
Add any names you want MissBirdlegs. I'll throw them up free of charge.
6:57 PM said...
I appreciate the permission. Since I can't afford lawsuits (and really need my job), I think I'll just make my list private. I'm stealing the pic & caption...gonna pin my list & the pic on my fridge :) Inspiration, you know!
btw, I LOVE your list!