Wednesday, January 17, 2007
U.S. Must Redeploy out of Oklahoma and Texas
Surrender while you can. Snow, ice storm blamed for 55 deaths!
McALESTER, Okla. - "Thousands of people stuck it out in dark, unheated homes Wednesday and hundreds of others hunkered down in shelters waiting for restoration of electrical service knocked out by the snow and ice storm blamed for 55 deaths in nine states."
Ladies and gentlemen, the US just can't seem to stem the onslaught of ice and snow throughout the southwest through Oklahoma, so I'm calling for a strategic redeployment out of the region.
US Out of Texas and Oklahoma!
Our presence is only making things worse. Get out now before more people die.
posted by El Capitan at 12:27 PM
2 Comments:
said...
All of this ice and snow in Texas and Oklahoma.
I thought Al Gore said we were about to barbecue ourselves with global warming?
El Capitan said...
While we're all frying/freezing, old Gore will be flying overhead to his next important fundraiser.
So can I blame Global Warming on the tons the hairspray I used when I was in high school? I never imagined my fro would destroy Texas and Oklahoma.