Dude, where's the beach?

Friday, April 06, 2007
US Sneak Attack on Iran Planned For Today!

Amadeena-who?

I forgot I had penciled in my schedule book that we were going to invade Iran today. At least that's what the Russians said we were going to do, and you know the Ruskies are NEVER wrong about us.

As far as I can tell nothing has happened yet.

- Pizza deliveries have not spiked in Washington D.C.

- Bush hasn't said 'Evil-doers' to the press all day.

- CNN hasn't aired the secret plans yet. They always show our secret attack plans first.

- There's been no surge on Halliburton stock.

- Michael Moore hasn't shown video of peaceful Iranians innocently flying kites near strategic military targets.

- Members of the Majority in Congress haven't tied themselves to nuclear reactors as Human Shields in a sign of solidarity with Iran.... yet.

Yep, all the usual signs of an imminent US sneak attack on another country just aren't there as of now.

Well, then again, maybe they are and we just don't know it yet.

Crap!

It must be one of those 'Secret Squirrel' missions.

Rambo and Van Damm ain't got Shi'ite on me!

posted by El Capitan at 2:02 PM

3 Comments:

airforcewife said...

Well, that explains my hubby's sudden need to take a trip to Wal Mart by himself.

The lines there are so long, it's an excuse good for at least 24 hours.

I don't know, the info is from Russia... Now if we had heard it from DEBKA... ;)

11:00 AM

Southern (in)Sanity said...

You forgot that Geraldo wasn't drawing troop location maps in the sand, either.

Oh well...there's always tomorrow, right?

10:55 PM

Anonymous said...

Do some Alaskans not know that wolves are wild animals? Check this story out:

http://www.adn.com/front/story/8778716p-8680195c.html

The picture of him carrying off the pug is priceless. What did the owner think letting a pug play with a wolf?

Tumbleweed

11:14 PM