Friday, May 13, 2005
And Now... For The Lighter Side Of The News
"First round of Jesus Juice is on me!!!"
I'm the first blog to share the news on this story. I don't think many folks saw this one coming... Fox News is reporting that someone whom the Prosecution considered a Key Witness has turned and will be testifying in Michael Jackson's defense. They think this turn of events will get the case thrown out of court.
"In other words: The conspiracy case — already weakened to the point of being laughable — is all but over."
Basically by next week he'll be living la vida loca at the local McDonald's Play Place, with the Jesus Juice flowing like Kool-Aid on a hot day. Lock your doors, and check the batteries on your children's GPS trackers... Mr. Thriller will be runing wild.
UPDATE: Do you think they'll initiate a 'Michael Alert' to notify parents to keep your young boys inside when Michael Jackson is in town?
posted by El Capitan at 6:23 AM
Anyone ever told you that you have a kinda sick sense of humor? That posting was pretty funny in the dry and sick humor category. I try NOT to keep up with the goings on of Jackson. I'll use your blog as the go to place for all news of the lurid tales of Michael Jackson. :)2:28 PM