Wednesday, May 11, 2005
Say Hello To My Little Friend!
Hey You Guyyyyyyys!!!
For years I took pride in knowing I was a full fledged member of the No Ma'am Club, but as the years continue rolling by I realize that I'm probably better off reverting back to being a Goonie rather than a follower of President Bundy. After all, the Goonies saved Washington State from becoming a golf course, right? What did No Ma'am ever do for me other than get me discounts at the local Hooters, and I haven't been there for years. (The wife still doesn't believe it's a family restaurant)
I think it's time to hang up the old No Ma'am shirt and start wearing a Goonie Uniform: Hawaiian shirt with a red jacket that has multiple hidden pockets for my snickers bars and retractable gadgets. That'll impress the babes.
posted by El Capitan at 12:02 AM