Wednesday, June 29, 2005
This Just In...
Fight The Power! (Just don't forget the whipped cream)
Set aside the war, politics, poverty, global warming, and all the other hub-bub for one minute for this very important news item.
Starbucks is giving away FREE ICE CREAM today, 29 June 2005, at every store.
Yes, I know there are more important things in life at the moment, but I'd love to see a run on every Starbucks outlet. These guys have enslaved me with their tasty beverages and caffeinated crack, so today is my day to make sure they pay for what they've done.
So go now... run, walk, drive, bike, bus, fly, I don't give a rats ass how you get there, just go and plunder their stores of their delicious and addictive ice cream while you can. Let them know that we're not going to stand for their attempts at world domination any more!
Also, make sure you say thank you for the free grub. You may just get seconds.
posted by El Capitan at 7:56 AM
Mmmmmmm. I buy their java chip ice cream at the grocery store. Caffeinated crack - LOL!8:37 AM