Monday, November 21, 2005
CDC Releases Info On Bird Flu Symptoms
Be careful out there! I hear that Bird Flu's creeping closer to the U.S.
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield.
At first they thought Big Bird had the Asia Bird Flu, but they determined he had a bad hangover and a serious case of crotch rot from his trip to Singapore.
posted by El Capitan at 12:45 PM
2 Comments:
said...
:)
10:02 AM
Allison said...
You're incredible, EC. :)
1:44 PM