Thursday, December 29, 2005
Dave at Garfield Ridge Arrested!
Police say trucker chucked urine, haul him off to can
December 24, 2005
A 54-year-old Nebraska man was arrested by Clive police Thursday for Christmas deliveries nobody wants: large bottles of urine.
"We've got a Grinch that has been lobbing urine," Clive Police Chief Robert Cox said. "Since this fall, we've had eight to 10 incidents reported where people have found containers full of urine thrown into their backyards."
Damn. There goes your illustrious day job.
posted by El Capitan at 10:58 AM
Well, now he has something in common with Scooter Libby and Tom DeLay. Come to think of it, I bet it's all a liberal conspiracy. I guess Dave has finally arrived.1:28 PM
ughh, that's so gross.3:18 PM