Thursday, December 01, 2005
Patented 'El Capitan' Cure For The Common Cold
Dave at Garfield Ridge is still sicker than a dog, so I shared with him my secret family elixir.
The patented 'El Capitan' cure for the common cold, or any ailment.
Pretty easy to follow:
Step 1 - Down a large shot of Cuervo 1800.
Step 2 - Repeat Step 1 until you feel better and/or numb.
Step 3 - If Steps 1 & 2 don't work, double the dosage. Just make sure you've got a place to crash for the night.
Watch out for the obvious side effects. Your driving will be impaired, as will your ability to tell the difference between your Super Model neighbor and your neighbor who collects her teeth in a jar and keeps them on the front porch of her trailer next to her hunting dog.
Just stay indoors to avoid any mishaps.
"Say hello to my little friend."
posted by El Capitan at 11:29 AM
1 Comments:
Sean Dustman said...
I forgot to bring my boxing gloves for Jose (besides he was of no help a month ago)
12:41 PM