Saturday, January 21, 2006
Movie Review: Underworld, Evolution
A picture says a thousand words.
Okay, I'm being a bit long winded, but here's another thousand words.
On the official 'Dude Where's The Beach?' movies are like liquor ratings scale, watching Underworld Evolution is like drinking a Slow Screw and Coke, and then chasing it with a Jack and Ice. It's sweet to watch and goes down slow, but you need the Jack chaser to help forget all of the stupid cinematic mistakes and concentrate on why you're really watching the movie.
posted by El Capitan at 12:36 AM
Ok, I'm skipping this movie. My 13 year old wants to go see it.
But then, she wants to see the next Big Momma's House movie, too.
My husband and 15 year old saw it on Friday and really liked it. I liked the first one well enough, but then I like Van Helsing too, which had lots of room for improvement.
Theresa, MSgt, USAF (ret)
I'm sure the movie's not all that-- what can I say, I'm a movie snob-- but I can definitely tell you that Kate Beckinsale is all that AND the bag of chips.
Mmmm. . . skin-tight. . .
Hey...look...dual USP's and a G36!! I gotta see this movie!! Oh wait...am I missing the emphasis??7:14 PM
Kate Bekinsale in that black leather (or spandex or rayon or lycra or whatever) I'm sorry, was there a plot.......1:24 AM
Kate looks great which makes the movie go a long way no doubt. Decent flick.
Saw a poster for new flick Called Americanizing Shelly different genre but the lead Actress Blows Kate away check it out.