Wednesday, May 03, 2006
David Blaine... Freak of Nature
David Blaine doing his best to impersonate somebody cool.
1. What do you think would happen if I poked at the bubble with scissors?
2. I saw Michael Jackson do this at Neverland Ranch, although this guy has more clothes on.
3. Why is the water turning yellow?
4. Look, that candy bar just floated out of his pocket!
5. See what happens when you don't graduate from high school.
6. See what happens when you can't get a date.
7. Dude, you're stepping on his hose!
8. My Daddy said that Yo Momma can hold her breath much longer!
9. Freak! Loser! Idiot! Moron! Ha, he can't even hear us.
10. Screw this, let's go play XBox.
posted by El Capitan at 12:10 PM