Tuesday, June 27, 2006
Clowns Sabotage Nuke Missile Silo
This is a love-hate story that warms the heart.
'On Tuesday morning, a retired Catholic priest and two veterans put on clown suits, busted into a nuclear missile launch facility, and began beating the silo cover with hammers, in an attempt to take the Minuteman III missile off-line. Seriously.'
I hate the fact that these 'mentally challenged' individuals made it as far as the silo cover and were able to hit it with a sledge hammer. Yes, the cover is made to withstand an indirect nuclear detonation, but still, these guys tainted it with their face-paint sweat and hammers.
I love the fact that once the Air Force Security Forces arrived on the scene, the activist ass-clowns "ate a lot of gravel." In other words, their heads hit the ground fast and hard once the police dogs were chewing on their over-sized shoes and the M-16s were up against their bright red noses and wigs.
I always miss the fun.
posted by El Capitan at 4:39 PM