Monday, July 03, 2006
Been there... done that
Surgeons have the technology to make bionic man a reality
I really hate to break their hearts, but we've had a bionic man living in the U.S. for over 50 years now.
Feared by the Viet Cong and Cattle Rustlers, loved by pets.
posted by El Capitan at 11:12 AM
3 Comments:
YES! Norris for President in 2008.
7:34 AMHe'd get my vote. I heard that when "Walker, Texas Ranger" was shown in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris (just in case).
2:49 PMUnder the Chuck Norris administration, the country's chief export will be PAIN.
2:21 AM