Wednesday, January 12, 2005
"Office Space" Therapy
Bob: "You've been missing a lot of work lately Peter"
Peter: "I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob"
"Hey, Lawrence...have you ever gone into work on a Monday not feeling too hot and then someone comes up to you and says, "Looks like someone's having a case of the Mondays?" "...No. No, man! I do believe you get your *** kicked for sayin' somethin' like that."
Peter: You know what I hate my job I don't think I'm going to go anymore
Joanna:So you're quitting
Peter: No I'm just not going to go
Joanna: Aren't you going to get fired
Peter: I don't but I don't like it so I'm not going
Lumberg" Hello Peter... Whaaats happening? Are you going to have those TPS reports ready? Peter Gibbons "No" (While playing tetris)
"PC Loadletter? What the *beep* does that mean??"
Bob Slidell: Are you any relation to the pop singer?
Michael Bolton: Naw, it's just a coincidence.
Bob Slidell: Because I'll be honest with you! I love his music! I do! I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, I don't know if it gets any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman'.
Bob Slidell: What.. what would you say... you do here?
Tom: Look, I already told you! I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have to! I have people skills! I am good at dealing with people! Can't you understand that? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!
Lawrence: Hey Peter!
Lawrence: Watch out for your cornhole, bud.
Peter: Okay, Lawrence.
posted by El Capitan at 10:24 AM