Friday, March 03, 2006
Blogging in 30 Seconds or Less
Busy day, lots I want to discuss, but very little time to share my unique wisdom and vast knowledge on the important topics of today. So, I bring to you....
Blogging in 30 Seconds or Less
Air Force wants to sell the F-22 to allies: As long as it only goes to Japan, Britain, and Australia... good move. Helps the Air Force to buy more for the U.S.
Jessica Alba vs. Playboy: Any mud wrestling involved?
Blanco assured Bush and Feds that the levees were intact: I'm sure it's still Bush's fault some how.
China turning up the heat on Taiwan: Getting boring. Can't they just kiss and make up?
Ray Nagin is a joke: Instead of riding a horse, he should have been up on a school bus.
Thank you Nicole Kidman for my highest two days of traffic in the last two months. I think I'll just post a picture of her every other day. That'll keep 'em coming. It's scary how closely her fan club follows her day to day routine.
Top ten cars for 2006, and none are American. Any surprise? Have you seen the crap coming out of Detroit lately, not to mention the fact that UAW members make more when they get laid off then when they're actually working.
Bush in India... good. Bush in Pakistan... very bad. Not too safe. What I'd really like to see is Bush fly up to the mountains bordering Afghanistan and Pakistan, climb to a hilltop, and shout at the top of his lungs 'King Kong ain't got nothing on me!!!'. Of course he should follow up by taunting Bin Laden to stop making love with his donkey for one second and come out if he had a pair big enough.
Now that's entertainment.
posted by El Capitan at 9:55 AM
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