Thursday, May 04, 2006
Air Force Political Correctness
Due to complaints received from some of our Airmen who are easily offended by cursing, foul language will no longer be tolerated.
The Air Force, however, realizes the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating within your chain of command.
Therefore, a Pentagon 'Tiger Team' has devloped a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and Information can continue in an effective manner in our military environment.
1)TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.
INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing.
2)TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.
INSTEAD OF: She's a f___ing bit__.
3)TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late.
INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this?
4)TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.
INSTEAD OF: No f___ing way.
5)TRY SAYING: Really?
INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___ing me!
6)TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...
INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__.
7)TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.
INSTEAD OF: It's not my f___ing problem.
8)TRY SAYING: That's interesting.
INSTEAD OF: What the f___?
9)TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.
INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work.
10)TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.
INSTEAD OF: Why the f___ didn't you tell me sooner?
11)TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues.
INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__.
12)TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?
INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die.
13)TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__.
14)TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.
INSTEAD OF: F__ it, I'm on salary.
15)TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.
INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__.
16)TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.
INSTEAD OF: This f___ing job sucks.
17)TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?
INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss?
18)TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.
INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck.
By adapting this new method of communication you will be making the United States Air Force a better place to work for all.
posted by El Capitan at 11:25 AM
ROTFL...good ones!10:19 AM
YGBSM!! some days I´m glad that the Kindler Gentler USAF are 10 years behind me.
how about #19
Try Saying: I will do it next week.
Instead of: F--- It, Tomorrow is Saturday.
I think I remember a pair of lines that went:
Use: Excuse me?
Don't Use: Eat sh*t and die
Use: Excuse me sir?
Don't Use: Eat sh*t and die a**hole