Thursday, July 06, 2006
Dave at Garfield Ridge is at it again...
In his life-long commitment to hook up with Maria Sharapova, Dave at Garfield Ridge took to the court in a useless attempt at winning her over by displaying his unique 'racket and balls' techniques. Notice the speed meter behind him reads 95mph... that's the speed of the linebacker-sized security guards rushing up behind Dave just before they body slammed him to the ground.
Sadly, his 'racket' is now broken in twelve places.
Sadly, his 'racket' is now broken in twelve places.
King Kong Ain't Got Nothing On Me Baby!
This of course comes just days after he tried to impress Maria by showing her how many hot dogs he can swallow in ten minutes. This stunt obviously failed to woo Ms. Sharapova, but Dave did get a lot of fan mail from a guy offering him free buns for life.
"These are a lot bigger than the hot dogs they serve at the Neverland Ranch"
posted by El Capitan at 3:33 PM
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