Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Sylvester Stalone.... WTF?
Sylvester Stalone.. Posterboy for why taking steroids and eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches are bad for you. Is it me, or does Sly look like Elvis right before he croaked on a toilet?
My friend.... Mr. Rambo.... horse tranquilizers are for horses, not humans. You'd better pull out of it fast or you'll be pushing up daisies on the porcelain throne faster than you can say ' Yo Adrian'.
Yo... I'll have another fried peanut butter and banana sandwich with a diet coke please. I'm watching my girl-ish figure.
posted by El Capitan at 8:44 AM
Wow. Now THAT is scary.1:18 PM