Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Gore - "Iraq Worst Mistake In Entire History of US"
"One moment ladies and gentlemen while I hack up this fur ball."No, actually Sir, electing you into office was the worst mistake in the entire history of the United States. What were we thinking when we brought you to power with our votes, thrusting such an unsophisticated, unintelligible, self-indulgent politician onto the world stage to represent the most powerful nation on earth?
I'm getting tired of listening to your pathetic rants about how terrible this nation is. If you don't like it, move. Go away. We don't want you here anymore. Move to Greenland. I'm sure they could use your help in shoveling their record snow fall that seems to be occurring, which goes against your defunct and money-driven religion of Global Warming.
Stop disgracing our nation, our military, and everyone who has fought and died in this war against Islamo-fascism that you Sir refused to even acknowledge for 8 years.
(The following statement is made to comply with Article 88, UCMJ) Other than all of your misguided, asinine anti-war, anti-U.S., anti-West, anti-Capitalism flatulence that you continue to spew, I'm sure you're a great and kind human being. Greenland could benefit from your vast knowledge of governing, history, and the environment.
Viva La Revolucion!
posted by El Capitan at 9:29 AM
1 Comments:
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Love the caption :) Maybe he could take Jimmy Carter with him to Greenland...?
1:34 PM