Tuesday, January 08, 2008
Responses to Today's News
Is there any other way to respond to these stories?
Message, not gender, turns voters off Clinton - Duh!
TEARS AT OBAMA RALLY... - God!
McDonald's Poses Coffee Challenge To Starbucks - Cool! (They have these around the world and they're actually nice)
6FT BY 150 INCHES - AND THAT'S JUST THE TV - Come to Papa!
Mexican Emergency Services Free Boy, 10, Who Glued Himself to Bed to Avoid School - HAHAHAHAHA, why didn't I ever think of that one?
1864 American Flag Found in Closet - Was it in there with Tom Cruise?
Third Man Dies From Tainted Dairy Products - "Dude, it says it expired in 1989. Let me try it."
Ron Paul a closet Neo Nazi - Duh!
Tom Cruise's $100 Million Nazi Movie - Was Ron Paul in it?
'American Idol' Winner Taylor Hicks Dropped By Record Label - If a tree falls in the forest...
Boy Scout Grabs Attacker's Knife, Saves Maldives President From Assassination - His Scout Master is Chuck Norris
NBC admits Obama Bias: 'It's hard to stay objective covering this guy'... - They were Objective?
Madonna tours Mumbai slum during India holiday - A material girl in a immaterial world
$2,500 car unveiling by Indian company... - Too many jokes to choose, I'd better keep my mouth shut on this one.
HILLARY UNLOADS: YOU'RE NO MARTIN LUTHER KING... - Yes, and Hillary is no President Clinton.
Schwarzenegger wants constitutional amendment for budget powers... - He already has unlimited flexing muscle powers
Bush Chastises Tehran on Gulf Intercept... - Whereas Reagan would have said, 'Bring It On.'
China scurries to contain mice on U.S. flight... - I thought that's what they called fast food?
Russia says it is ahead in race to put man on Mars... - Whatever. They still can't even bring our flag back from the moon.
Golden Globes 'CANCELLED'... - If a tree falls in a forest...
posted by El Capitan at 2:36 PM
1 Comments:
Lindsay said...
Must...buy...that...ginormous...TV
BTW, cool new banner