Saturday, January 17, 2009
'I'm in Hell'
Why would I be in hell you ask? While the wife meets her favorite band I'm stuck out here awaiting an opening act so terrible, they would never expose Guantanamo prisoners to such treatment.
Yes, I'm talking about Jessica Simpson.
Just had my first beer in 92 days, but I had to do something to prepare for this torture my ears are about to endure.
Pray I don't stick a pen in each ear to stop the pain.
What we men do for our women.
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posted by El Capitan at 8:45 PM
Wait a minute ... you let your wife go backstage ALONE with those guys from Rascal Flatts?!?!?!?!?
Jessica Simpson? I get nauseous just hearing you say that. I can't imagine having to actually sit there and LISTEN to her "sing."
Nice to see your back. Been thinking about you.
No I would not want to be listening to Jessica either.
Rascal Flatts, yes Janet