Thursday, February 16, 2006
CNN Slams Fox?
CNN Slamming Fox is like the Washington Nationals slamming the White Sox.
It's like Jimmy Carter slamming any past or present President.
It's like the Atari 2600 slamming the X-Box 360.
It's like John Kerry Slamming... well, anyone.
It's just too rediculous. Instead of whining about being such a loser network and missing the Cheney scoop, why doesn't CNN enroll itself in a 'Cable News gym'. Go hire a personal 'Cable News Trainer' and work off that crusty, flabby, 1980's Ted Turner spare tire around your waist. After that, go hire a 'Queer Eye for the Cable News Network' team to spiff up the antiquated and out of fashion wardrobe/Editorial staff. Once that's over with, join some 'Cable News' online dating service to get a piece. Hell, maybe even Dr. Phill can lend you guys a hand.
Just do something, anything, to help yourself before you try slamming one of the big boys.
posted by El Capitan at 11:31 AM
2 Comments:
said...
LOL!! Too late to help them...! I thought Brit did a thorough job of questioning the VP - getting the entire story, without a lot of the inane & asinine questions others in the press would have asked. Brit always asks commonsense questions of whomever he's interviewing & I've never seen him try to put words he'd rather hear in someone's mouth...
1:12 PM
airforcewife said...
I loved Brit's answer to the press guy who assaulted him with, "Well, I guess Cheney chose you because he knows FOX is sympathetic to conservatives."
Brit: "No, I think he chose us because we have the highest ratings of all the news channels and would get the message to the most people."