Tuesday, October 24, 2006
Police hunt train defecator
Imagine... he's caused thousands of pounds of damage. That's a lot of Taco Bell bean burritos.
"Transport police are hunting for an "exceptionally antisocial" man who has been defecating on trains across the country, causing tens of thousands of pounds-worth of damage.
The vandal, who strikes by smearing excrement inside the carriages, appears to wait until he is alone before committing the offence but investigators can discern no other pattern to his behaviour. Police say the man has soiled at least 30 trains since August, mainly in the south-east."
This almost sounds like what I do for my day job.
posted by El Capitan at 9:16 AM