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Thursday, March 01, 2007
Happy Birthday Kaitlyn!

My Step-Daughter turns 15 today. Up until recently she was only 6 months away from getting her driving permit, but last month Ohio changed their driving rules and she can't get a permit until she's 16.

Woo Hoo, Ha ha ha ha! Oops, I mean, oh darn Kaitlyn. Sorry to hear that. In the mean time we're more than happy to put new wheels on your bike.

I know you'd really like a pair of Justin Timberlake concert tickets as a gift, but they're all sold out. Instead, we bought a pair of Barney on Ice tickets for you. Close enough, right? Just a lot of simple songs and scary dancers, just like a JT concert. You'll thank us later.

Don't forget, in some Muslim nations your 15th B-Day would be spent getting fit for a Burka. As long as you stay in line Cinderella, we won't subject you to that.

Next fall they're introducing her mud hut mansion.

An a positive note, I was able to track down Britney Spears before she went bat crazy last week. She passed along a birthday message to you.

Ya'll stay away from crack... ya hear?

As for your cake, we're working that issue right now. We were advised that baking a real cake would hurt the environment and contribute to Global Warming, so we experimented with a Tofu Cake. We're even going to pass testing it on animals just for you.

If you don't like it, I can use it to spackle the wall.

So, enjoy your day! You've earned it sweetie!

posted by El Capitan at 12:10 PM

5 Comments:

Southern (in)Sanity said...

What a great birthday you have planned for her!!!!

3:19 PM

Anonymous said...

Mine is tomorrow (although I'm just a smidge older than her), so please tell her that I could share some of my chocolate with her and she wouldn't have to eat that crummy-lookin' cake! :)

Happy Birthday, Kaitlyn!

7:46 PM

El Capitan said...

Happy Birthday MissBirdlegs!

How's 30 feel?

11:11 PM

Anonymous said...

I'm flattered you think I can remember back that far! :) I took the day off from work & have been in my pj's all day - my kind of birthday party!

6:48 PM

Mary*Ann said...

Oh my gosh, it's Miss B's birthday...well, I'm in my jammies too...so it's a birthday pajama party. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MISS BIRDLEGS

And HAPPY BIRTHDAY KAITLYN...someday you will look back on this and laugh.
Maybe.

11:27 PM