Friday, May 04, 2007
Iran Is Afraid of Girls!
This latest episode of the Iranian Foreign Minister walking out of a state dinner because the violinist was wearing a red dress that was too revealing is the final straw.
I hereby recommend that the US Special Operations Command develop an elite fighting unit of women. Their mission, to scare the crap out of the Iranians if and when the crap ever hits the fan between our two countries. This elite group of women will be the tip of the spear, and they'll be backed by a complete takeover of Iranian TV communications, which will be broadcasting pirated episodes of Bay Watch and the Hooters Hawaiian Tropic Swimsuit competition.
Next, gather all the best and brightest Army women.
And don't forget you'll need to provide Air Cover.
Next, cause a diversion to scare the freak'n crap out of them.
And wrap up the invasion with the Marines.
posted by El Capitan at 11:18 AM
5 Comments:
Southern (in)Sanity said...
That is a fantastic idea. What a jerk that guy was - leaving because the violinist's dress was "too revealing."
Jackass.
said...
You would not believe how many leftie bloggers are blaming Rice for provoking the Iranians, or for being a woman.
I'm not kidding.
El Capitan said...
If the lefty blogs are blaming Rice for being a woman, ask them what the Iranians will do if Hillary comes into office.
2:54 PM Coach Mark said...
I like the plan of attack!
What do you want to bet the liberals throw a fit over sending women into combat as front liners? I can hear Rosie O'dummy now: "Oh...but we have to send the men...what about equal rights...they have to do their part!"
Stupid @#$#*&*.
Lindsay said...
LoL, Baywatch?! ugh, I would give up too!
11:17 PM