Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Just a Friendly Reminder about Global Warming...
Now now Mr El Sidoti, or whatever you go by these days. Can't you see humans are causing Global Warming? Ignore all of that historical 'mumbo-jumbo' up there on that chart. It's obviously from some evil, rich, Big Oil company. Volcanoes don't cause rapid decreases in temperatures, and the solar cycle does not raise our temperatures here on earth. Nothing has a greater impact on our precious blue heaven then little-ol' you and me.
Repeat after me.... I believe in Global Warming. I believe in Global Warming. I BELIEVE in Global Warming. Now you're getting sleepy. Sleeeeeepy. Sleeeeeeeeeepy. When you wake up, you will donate half of your wealth to me, err, I mean, to help stop Global Warming. Do it quickly, or else the oceans will rise and take away your house and your puppies. I believe in Global Warming. Now isn't that special?
posted by El Capitan at 8:34 AM
4 Comments:
Chris said...
Many years ago I had a conversation with a senior member of NASA. He told how the agency used the "ozone hole" panic to squeeze more money out of congress.
This whole global warming thing is a scam. It's no secret that Al Gore makes money any time someone buys a "carbon offset". He is a major share holder in that "energy company" he is always hocking.
When I tell my coworkers about this stuff (liberal engineers...I think all engineers are libs...I'm rare) they role their eyes and say "well even if all you just said is true, someone has to take a stance on Global Warming" and they give Al a big pass.
I say we should "Stop Global hining"
Chris said...
"stop global whining"....where did my W go?
11:33 AM
said...
Thanks for finding the "ammo". Passing it along. Take care...
9:39 PM Pam's Place said...
Last week Glenn Beck had an interesting segment about NBC's "Green Week". It seems, according to GB, that the parent company of NBC is General Electric, which has invested heavily in alternative energy and carbon credits, and stands to lose big time if the public doesn't buy into the global warming farce. Why doesn't the MSM bother to expose these things?
I'll give up my SUV when AlGore gives up his private jet and huge houses, etc. ...don't even get me started!!