Dude, where's the beach?

Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Just a Friendly Reminder about Global Warming...

It's Not Our Fault!!!!!

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by your friends at Dude Where's the Beach, who remind you to Fight the Power!

Now now Mr El Sidoti, or whatever you go by these days. Can't you see humans are causing Global Warming? Ignore all of that historical 'mumbo-jumbo' up there on that chart. It's obviously from some evil, rich, Big Oil company. Volcanoes don't cause rapid decreases in temperatures, and the solar cycle does not raise our temperatures here on earth. Nothing has a greater impact on our precious blue heaven then little-ol' you and me.

Repeat after me.... I believe in Global Warming. I believe in Global Warming. I BELIEVE in Global Warming. Now you're getting sleepy. Sleeeeeepy. Sleeeeeeeeeepy. When you wake up, you will donate half of your wealth to me, err, I mean, to help stop Global Warming. Do it quickly, or else the oceans will rise and take away your house and your puppies. I believe in Global Warming. Now isn't that special?

posted by El Capitan at 8:34 AM

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...

Thanks for finding the "ammo". Passing it along. Take care...

9:39 PM

Pam's Place said...

Last week Glenn Beck had an interesting segment about NBC's "Green Week". It seems, according to GB, that the parent company of NBC is General Electric, which has invested heavily in alternative energy and carbon credits, and stands to lose big time if the public doesn't buy into the global warming farce. Why doesn't the MSM bother to expose these things?

I'll give up my SUV when AlGore gives up his private jet and huge houses, etc. ...don't even get me started!!

9:51 AM