Monday, June 12, 2006
USA Soccer - 'Oh No, We Suck Again!'
Hey girly USA Soccer player, pre-empt this!
I'm so tired of getting my hopes up that the United States will some day sweep the World Cup. Nothing would make me happier than to see the entire team line up, trophy in hand, flipping off the entire world in perfect, beautiful, unison.
Looks like we'll have to wait another 4 years. The US lost 3-zip to the Czech-e-Cheeses. As Rob Schnieder said in Waterboy... 'Oh no, we suck again!'
Thankfully we can still destroy the planet better than anyone else if duty calls. Nobody does nukes quite like the U.S. can.
What was that Tehran? Can you repeat that again please. I couldn't hear you over that loud rumbling sound in the background.
Made in the Good Ol' US of Freak'n A baby!
posted by El Capitan at 10:02 PM