Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Miss Birdlegs Strikes Again
Every once in a while 'Miss Birdlegs' sends me an email that is just too funny to pass up. She's one crazy 'Bama girl. Matter of fact, hey Mrs. B, I forgot to mention that I just had dinner at the new 'Melting Pot' in Birmingham last week. Very impressive place. I grew up on Cali thinking Alabama was nothing but... well, you know the stereotypes. Instead, it's one of the most beautiful and green places in the United States. You're very lucky to live there... or at least you're lucky to live away from Montgomery.
Here's the first email:
There are two basic types of Yoga.
1. Yoga from India
2. Yoga from Alabama
And, here's the second email. I plan on doing this daily at work.
1. Open a new file in your computer.
2. Name it "Hillary Rodham Clinton"
3. Send it to the trash.
4. Empty the trash.
5. Your PC will ask you, "Do you really want to get rid of "Hillary Rodham Clinton?"
6. Firmly Click "Yes."
7. Feel better.
PS: Next week we'll do Nancy Pelosi, then Harry Reid, John Murtha, etc.
posted by El Capitan at 9:51 PM
1 Comments:
said...
That computer exercise DOES make you feel better! There's plenty of room down here in this pretty place... :) ...'course you might have to deal with some our "yoga masters".
You shoulda hollered at me last week. I coulda made you some biscuits & gravy (& some Country Ham).
Keep callin' me "girl" and you'll have a friend for life :)